oh-same:

that’ll teach that bitch-ass bear

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i know i never post and you’re probably sitting here like “she was doing a legacy?”?”??!?!?” o 

but yeah i’ve decided to post at least three pictures a day. and it’s gonna be in sunset valley. no riverview. no twinbrook. oh well

because i have the summer holidays coming up i wanna get into it. and yeah, using the random legacy rules

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ninekingscorrupted:

wallisb:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

i’m always watching

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Desirae Oats dreams of becoming a sculptor.

unlucky | s. sculptor | perfectionist | childish | nurturing

simsiverse:

DERP! I’m sorry I had nothing to post I’m uploading her now. :)

kittenkiss:

A collection of Britney Spears saying ‘baby’ in all her songs

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ulnargroove:

And him, her.

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skyefuralsims:

oliviasoriginality:

　

JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURN.

THAT’S ALRIGHT CUZ I LIKE THE WAY IT HURRRRTS.

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starcrossedamateurs:

TITAN RECRUITMENT ORIENTATION

You dreamed of being an astronaut as you ran around your backyard wearing your empty fish bowl, gazed up at the stars and wondered how many there really were out there, and even felt your heart skip a beat the first time you witnessed a full lunar eclipse. Space is a place of beauty, mystery, and wonder, and at last, with the help of AurorA Corp., your dreams of a space age adventure can now finally come true.

The Titan Project needs a crew, and if you have the drive, the devotion, and the expertise to fullfill it’s expectations, that crew may just include you.

| MISSION STATEMENT |

Much as the Titan is a spire of epic porportions for the future of communications technology, it is also the groundbreaking start of a whole new way of life. We not only need communications experts, engineers, and technicians, we are opening doors to the posibility of humanity residing in space, so we are just as in much need of medical experts, biologists, and physicists alike to fill the Titan’s walls with eager individuals who enjoy one another’s company as much as they enjoy their purpose served as a member of it’s crew.

| THE TITAN |

The Titan is an enormous habitat, custom fitted to fulfill everyone’s happiness. Between it’s shared crew quarters to promote social interaction, a fully stocked mess hall to please your pallet and keep you on a balanced diet, a garden for fresh air and reflection, a twenty four hour medical bay with on call psychiatric experts to keep the mind as fit as the body, and plenty of observation rooms for stargazers, the Titan and it’s AI computer AiA ( ah-ya ) are built to fulfill all of your needs and then some.

However, to do so, we will need devoted men and women to help meet these expectations.

So when filling out your application, keep in mind the Division Team you happily see yourself in below.

COMMUNICATIONS

This is our biggest team. We need tech savvy individuals who know their way around a computer like they know their way around the back of their very hand. Not only will you be handling everything that is the Titan’s satellite hardware and technology, but you will also be the go to to keep the on-board AI, AiA, the guardian of the Titan, in tip top shape.

The Titan’s communications officers are to be our brightest individuals, and our busiest. This path is not for the faint of heart.

ENGINEERING

You are handy with a mouse as you are with a wrench. Engineers are just as willing to spend hours patching a conduit, as they are sitting at their desks and thinking up the next big break through technology. They are inventors, and they are artists, who aren’t afraid of getting a little grease on their elbow to achieve greatness and perfection.

This requires an extremely ambitious and imaginative individual, who will stop at nothing not just to fix it, but make it better.

LIFE SUPPORT

You’ve always had a green thumb, and plants are as much your companions as your human companions. To sustain life on Earth we require light, water, and of course, fresh air, recreating these necessities successfully is your main objective as an officer on the Life Support team.

The majority of your time will be spent tending the garden to keep it healthy, cultivating the garden to provide fresh produce for your fellow crewmen and women, simulating atmosphere for clean water and it’s irrigation, and of course, supplying and sustaining proper oxygen levels throughout the satellite.

This is a tireless job, but the most important to achieve the goals of The Titan Project as a whole.

MEDICAL

To keep the crew working at it’s fullest and meeting all it’s expectations, it needs to be in tip top shape. The Titan’s medical team will consist of all of the crew’s needs for every possible situation our mission and life in general serves up day in and day out.

Between doctors, surgeons, specialists, nurses, and even psychiatrists, only the most devoted and nurturing individuals need apply.

| APPLY |

Now that we’ve completed the orientation, and you have been given the information you need to make the decision of your life, it’s time to take the next step to your destiny.

Fill out the application below and attach a photo of yourself, and a link where we can find you, and return as soon as possible.

The Titan may be titanic, but even it has it’s limits. Secure your spot on the roster.

| APPLICATION |

Full Name:

Age:

DOB:

Nationality:

Education:

Expertise:

Bio:

| CREATOR DETAILS |

• There isn’t a cut off age, however YA and up only.
• Sim MUST be single ( they can have a mate, but they cannot be married or have children )
• Sims of all kinds are welcome! So elves, aliens, berries, vampires, and all the like are more than welcome. ^ ^
• I prefer a .sim file, however a S3P is fine as well, I’d just rather avoid CAS explosion. XD I have pretty well every slider out there already, so that isn’t a concern, so long as you make sure to make any non-def skins, tattoos, and other like things easily attainable, it’s all good. :D
• You’re more than welcome to post your applications, just be sure to tag either w/ my url, cause my dash gets a little crazy at times. o.e
• Still have questions or concerns? Feel free to send me an ask and I’d be more than happy to help. :]

Can’t wait til I get home so I can start! :D